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Lies I tell my kids…
I decided to write a blog to highlight what little terrors my children (and probably yours too) can be. Well the blog is up and running… so of course, my kids have been very well behaved and have given me ZERO inspiration for a blog post. Figures right?! It is only a matter of time before they decide to test me … In the meantime …
Last weekend, I made cinnamon rolls. No, not the homemade kind that you have to add yeast to and allow to rise. We’re talking about the ones in the can, that scare the crap out of you when they pop open. The ones with the icing that is all rolled up with them and is never enough for your sugar rush needs. I am attempting to eat healthier, but this can of gooey goodness happened to be in the back of my fridge for about 2 months and I figured I better use it up rather than let it go to waste, right? If I am going to break my diet, it better be for a good cause. When they were done, Blake asked me if HE could have the middle one. I am not breaking my diet just to have the rolls with the crispy outer layer. Momma wants the good stuff. “No Blake, the middle one isn’t the best. YOU want one of the other ones.” He happily accepted and took what was given him. This exchange inspired me to come up with the following list: Lies I tell my kids. #noshame. Lying implies that there is a negative connotation here, but let’s be honest, sometimes lying to our children is in everyone’s best interest.
- The middle cinnamon roll is the worst
- There is no more candy
- Your teeth will fall out if you eat all that candy
- It’s too cold out
- It’s too hot out
- Disney World burned down
- Santa won’t come ever again if you don’t sleep
- I will come back and check on you in 10 minutes
- It tastes exactly like chicken nuggets
- If you keep touching it, it will fall off
- The Zoo is closing soon
- Mommy forgot her wallet
- That will give you eczema
- The splash pad is closed
- Of course Mom and Dad only had sex (insert # of kids) times (shoutout sisters for this one)
- We don’t use that language in this house
- Mommy can’t put you to bed tonight, she has to go to work. (I lie to my toddler so my husband can successfully put her to bed without me. I even drive around the block and everyone waves bye to me. Shameful, I know)
- If you turn that light on , the cops will pull Mommy over
- Jesus told me that (bad behavior) made him sad
- The elf was too sick to go back to the North Pole last night.
- This is spicy, you won’t like it.
- The cat ran away….
- The cat went to live with another family
- This has caffeine in it you won’t like it.
- The hot tub is broken
- Daddy loves his job.
- I have no idea what happened to your Cadbury egg.
- The dog ate it.
These are merely snippets of the lies I have told my kids. My kids are 2 and 4, so I am looking forward to a whole lifetime of little nuggets to sprinkle in their trusting lives. One day, they won’t be quite as gullible and my fun will be over and I will have to share my *spicy* Skittles.
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Intro
In high school, I had this one teacher for multiple classes throughout my 4 year career. With her senior class, she would try to guess what our future career choices would be or what we would major in at college. For most people, she was fairly right. When she got to me, knowing my love of books and my essay work in her English classes, she pegged me as a an English/Lit major, potentially doing something in journalism or even a teacher myself. What she failed to notice was that I also took science classes. Of course, science classes were needed for me to obtain an Academic Honors Diploma, I could have chosen the easy route and taken FOOD science. Instead I chose to take the harder Anatomy and Physiology classes. After high school, with my RN sister’s direction, I started the nursing program at my local college and continued to live with my parents. I graduated with my Associate degree in nursing and was an RN at 20 years old..
Later that year, I also married my husband, and he returned to college himself to pursue a degree as a Pharmacist. I found myself the breadwinner of our little family that included our cat and dog and was so until he graduated with his PharmD 5 years later, the same year our son was born. In that timeframe, I also returned to grad school to obtain my Master’s degree in nursing. When I finished my degree, I then had a two year old and was 20 weeks pregnant with our daughter.
I am now 30 years old, having now been a Nurse Practitioner for about 3 years, mother of an almost 5 year old and 2 year old. I tell you that timeline for one reason: I spent my twenties working hard to build a life for my family. My husband describes me as “pragmatic”. I went to nursing school because it had a better investment than doing something more “romantic”. And while yes, I am sure I read and did creative things in my twenties, I am struggling at this moment in time to come up what those things were. As a kid I journaled, wrote stories, and wanted to be an author. I never could come up with anything that was good enough, or that I knew enough about to weave it into a story.
They say to write what you know. Maybe it has just taken me this long to figure out what I know and what message I want to share with the world. If you have followed me for any length of time on my personal Facebook, you can see me attempting to balance my professional, family, and social life and well as being vocal about my own struggles with depression and anxiety. People told me to start a blog because they loved seeing my crazy blonde kids and the antics they get into. They appreciate the approach I take to it and share the REALITY that is parenting and being a working mom. I want this blog to be about that. But I also want it to be about more than that… I want women- be they a stay at home mom, working mom, single mom, aren’t a mom… to be inspired to share the reality of their lives, and not just the highlight reel. I want us to embrace and accept our unique lives but also to know that there is community in sharing similar experiences.